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Bottom-Friendly Kale Salad


Bottom-friendly kale salad for gut health and anal bottoming

Ingredients:

  • One bunch of kale, stems removed, chopped

  • 1/4-1/2 C slivered almonds

  • 1 tbsp high-quality olive oil

  • 1 tsp lemon juice

  • Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions:

  • Add the chopped kale to a bowl and pour the olive oil and lemon juice over the top. Massage the kale for about 5 minutes until it's very tender. Season with salt and pepper and chill until ready to serve. Bottoms up!

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